I will say a word and you say what is te 1st thing that pops in your head...ready

SEX ON THE BEACH

You no i was looking threw my entrys n i found this one im reposting it cuz its great

PdshoRty007: yupllol u masterbate?
Pr3ttY13oY: Not all the time na only when its been more then 3 days without pussy
PdshoRty007: i have a cat!
Pr3ttY13oY: Wat you mean, a real cat?
PdshoRty007: her name is keshana well her name changes alot
Pr3ttY13oY: Lol why's that
PdshoRty007: becuase she only has 1 eye
Pr3ttY13oY: Ooo dat sukks how that happen?
PdshoRty007: i had a mishap with a fork
Pr3ttY13oY: Ouuuch
PdshoRty007: my mom hasnt let me go 2 the untensil drawr since
PdshoRty007: i miss that one butcher knife... i named him gilderoy
Pr3ttY13oY: Lmfao. Wat does the pd satand for?
PdshoRty007: pussy dick
Pr3ttY13oY: Ha
PdshoRty007: no lies man, im as honest as a gay mab
PdshoRty007: man**
Pr3ttY13oY: Ha so wats good
PdshoRty007: not my cat
Pr3ttY13oY: I no wat you mean
PdshoRty007: and i cant pay for the operation, my dad sells forks for a living and now he cant bring his supplys home
Pr3ttY13oY: Oh when did that happen?
PdshoRty007: after the cat incident when he couldnt bring home the forks its all my fault my little sister cant have those ballet slippers shes always wanted
Pr3ttY13oY: Ooooo ok sorry for your sis
PdshoRty007: and i never got that vibrator... it had 10 speeds.
Pr3ttY13oY: Lol yum
PdshoRty007: i had a dog before
Pr3ttY13oY: Oh yeah so you like animals huh?
PdshoRty007: yah but my hands dont
PdshoRty007: or utensils
Pr3ttY13oY: I feel you
PdshoRty007: i felt my dog with a spoon and u can only imagine what happened
Pr3ttY13oY: He choked I figure
PdshoRty007: oh no,diffrent hole.
Pr3ttY13oY: Lol wow
PdshoRty007: that spoon was never found again...
Pr3ttY13oY: That must of hurt it
Pr3ttY13oY: So wat type of girl are you?
PdshoRty007: it needed an operation, they didnt find the spoon thats what killed it
PdshoRty007: im bad with my hands, worse with my mouth, and love the dogs OW OW
Pr3ttY13oY: Oh shit that sukkd
PdshoRty007: which means im deaf and i suck at sign language
Pr3ttY13oY: You really deaf?
PdshoRty007: and blind
Pr3ttY13oY: Yeah ok but you reading wat I'm typing to you
PdshoRty007: this is my seeing eye dog typing, he has a knife in his ear
Pr3ttY13oY: Ha your funny
PdshoRty007: im fish ate my sense of humor....
PdshoRty007: my fish***
Pr3ttY13oY: Wat you mean yo you no you got to many pets
PdshoRty007: MY MOM IS A ZOO KEEPER!
Pr3ttY13oY: Oh yeah that's good
PdshoRty007: she doesnt take me to work with her anymore
Pr3ttY13oY: That's sukks for you
PdshoRty007: i know, me and the flamingos had some good times.. good times.... did u no monkeys like bondage?
Pr3ttY13oY: Lofl
PdshoRty007: im as serious as a zebra
Pr3ttY13oY: Ight I believe you
PdshoRty007: good
Pr3ttY13oY: So wat you got any piks of yourself? And describe yourself to me
PdshoRty007: i have cheeta skin a bears ass and freckles
Pr3ttY13oY: Wat you mean wit that
PdshoRty007: i have a giraffe sized penis
Pr3ttY13oY: Ha I thought you were a girl?
PdshoRty007: i thought you were a robot
Pr3ttY13oY: Yeah ok
PdshoRty007: i thought you were smarter childs cousin.
Pr3ttY13oY: Ight well I thought you were a chikk so....
PdshoRty007: my parents still think i am, i havent told them about the operation...

1 in 5 children are born poor

1 in 9 children are born to a teenage mother

1 in 146 children die before the age of 1

1 in 7 children will never graduate high school

1 in 13 children get aressted before the age of 17

think about it